I'm what every man needs. I'm single, I'm sexy, I'm sensual, so come and get me, but only if you're man enough. Because I will make you suffer! I can't make up my mind if you are good enough so I will always jump to the next guy, until ...

Mr. Bad's the name. Don't search further, I'm what every woman needs. Women of the world, I'm single so come and get me, but only if you dare. I'm going to mistreat you since this is my favorite past-time. I'm going to be flirting a lot and play a lot of games. But this is what you crave about me. Our love will grow in the mystery I create...

I love Mr. Grey. He's my husband, my best friend, my life partner. We share such a deep bond, that I am always alive. I feel so much understood, safe, and vulnerable with him that I can be 'myself'. Pure bliss..

I love Ms. Grey. She's my wife, my best friend, my life partner. I love our vulnerability, deep connection. Our intimacy, like fine wine, only gets better with time. Our sex is out of this world.

I'm what every man wants. And yet, like Mr. Happy I don't understand. Men are such wimps today! I want to feel the sparks and attraction but it's only the bad boys that make me feel this way and yet they hurt me so much. I'm a great catch but I can't seem to find the one... love is so complicated!

I'm what every woman wants. I'm the nice gentleman who always takes care of women. I'm always nice, give gifts but I don't understand.. women are so complicated, I mean, she said she loves me, why doesn't she feel anything for me?

Men are such idiots and incompetent. I have to do everything myself. Sometimes I wonder why I need Mr. Nice, he has become such a dormat. I always have to mother him to get what I want. I don't understand, when we first got married I thought he was the one...

Oh women, such a pain in the ars (excuse my language). I'm married to Ms. Nice, but oh how boring our life has become, she has abandoned me. I'm having those dreams of running away with our sexy neighbor. I want more spice in my life, I feel dead.